Oh sweetie

I'm so sorry I didn't tell you but I don't give a shit

jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

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aihara-tenshi:

kristoffbjorgman:

manestella:

aihara-tenshi:

In honor of finals, a raging blizzard, and needing to release some stress, here’s my short cover of Frozen’s “Let It Go”, with less “PG” lyrics, but probably a lot more true to its original message.

*Explicit, yet kinda honest language. beware*

THANK YOU THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY LIFE. 

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Omg. My lyrics turned in a gifset.
You sir, just made my day.

I WENT ON YOUTUBE AND IT SYNCED WITH THE ACTUAL VIDEO OH MY GOD I CAN’T

drvgxn:

I just wanted to make a photo post for this instead so I could put the pictures in it and bc im on my phone.

Why i cut: I started cutting when I was in 6th grade which was when I had to move from the Middle East to America. I was more attached to my dad than my mom and he was really sick when I had to leave but my mom won custody so I didn’t really have a choice. I used to only cut my thighs and my ankles but that changed freshman year. I got pregnant that year and when I told my friend she turned her back on me and the rest of the group started bullying me and it got around at school and I that’s when I started cutting on my wrists. I really didn’t want to be alive anymore. My mom was so disappointed in me when I told her and the first thing she did was call my dad. I talked to him in the phone for a bit and I just lost it when I heard him cry. A few months passed and I miscarried but that’s another story. I just kept cutting after the whole miscarriage thing and I got better for a while until my mom started calling me names.

how luke “stopped” me from cutting: I met him and Ashton in San Jose and since everyone was putting their attention on Ashton I decided to talk to Luke and I talked to him for a little bit about Michaels hair and stupid shit then I handed him my note and he just looked at my arm. I told him that I’ve written a couple of letters for Michael and one for Calum and he tucked it in his bad or hat or what ever that was. We talked for like less than ten seconds but I swear it felt much longer and I swear the whole time he kept glancing at my arm so I just blurted out “ill stop. promise” and he smiled and whispered “be strong.” And then ashton and him left to have lunch. Luke was actually my least favourite before this happened because I thought he was a douchebag when it came to fans and boy I was wrong.

sorry if this was long and annoying